“I went from loving bull markets, to now being terrified of them.” -Investment Grin Of The Week

Posted by on February 12, 2017 2:17 am
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As the saying goes…….don’t get too close to a raging bull.

Don’t get too close to a bull market trying to hit new all time highs. That was the lesson for one investor as she tried to play the market with her 401K money.

“Bull markets were my favorite markets. Bull things are all over my desk at work. I have bull clothes and bull kitchen tools,” the unidentified woman said. “So, participating in a bull market was supposed to be the highlight of my life.”

The woman was attempting to wash the tusked beast where the bull markets run free but the animal was obviously not too impressed with the meddling participant, instead launching her through the air with one mighty push of its massive head.

“I was also planning on getting an bull bamboo tattoo, which I definitely didn’t do after this experience,” she said. “I went from loving bull markets, to now being terrified of them.”