Investment Joke Of The Day
A Nazi goes to a bar, looks around, and sees an Orthodox Jew sitting at a nearby table.
"Barkeep!", he says, "A round on me for everyone but that gentleman right there."
Everyone in the bar receives a cocktail, he looks over at the Jew and notices him smiling back. The Nazi is not amused, goes back to the bar
"Barkeep! I want to order a second round for everyone but him, and this time make it all top shelf".
Nazi looks again at the Jew, sees him STILL smiling back.
"Is that Jew an idiot or what?"
Bartender responds: "Oh no my friend, that's the owner."